• “This record was delayed for 3 years!” The type of story everyone is a familiar with at this point. Except this story takes place 10 years ago on a rainy night September 2011. Ten years ago this month, I was involved in a car accident that robbed me of my memory, temporarily disabled my hands so I couldn't even play music(!), and left me with a brain injury that triggered an autoimmune disease. The chronicling of this journey resulted in the recording of The Ballad of the Bad Luck Boy. Each track a testament of ten years. Ten long years riddled with denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally acceptance.

    The Ballad of the Bad Luck Boy is a freak whirlwind of rock opera ecstasy. Billowing out with reckless abandon, guitars snarling at full tilt, pained wails declaring the highs and woes of the yearly recount, Cellophane Jane takes no prisoners on this journey through the pages of time. In with a whisper and out with a bang, Ballad will take you on an electric joyride through the final swings of summer, straight through the windshield of your dad’s Oldsmobile, and lead you deeper into the unfolding labyrinth of mental madness! From cheeky jabs at the collegial money pit in “Graduation,” to the album’s jaunty pièce de resistance, “Dancing with De Quervain’s,” Ballad aims to wow at every corner with wit and woe wrapped up wildly in electric mayhem. The vulnerability of topics like amnesia, debilitating diseases, and the all-consuming questioning of self confidence are laid bare like a gallery of scars; some may last a lifetime while others slowly fade. It’s through the passage of time that these songs stand as a testament to the trials and triumphs of recovery.

  • Lexi Moda Vallis - Vocals / Guitar / Bass / Percussion

    Nathan Taylor – Drums

    Mike Abbadini – Keys

    Connor Peterson – Bass (5 Intro)

    Recorded, Mixed, & Mastered at

    Moda Co. Recording, Cleveland, Ohio October 2019 - April2 2022

    © ℗ 2022 Moda Co. Music

    FVR0010 2022 Fashion Valley Records

    All Rights Reserved

    Dedicated to Denny Massari: Through whom the impossible was always achievable with a nod & a wink.

  • Waited for you my son

    You’ve come all this way

    to be what you ought to be

    It never crossed my mind

    Passages of time would fade

    Go up

    And so they say

    it’s written on the graves

    of people who have lost their way

    But you, my friend are with me till the end

    No matter what those people have to say

    And on we ride abandoned suicide long before I knew what I could say

    It’s with this life that I put down the knife and put away those silly games we played

    Well you know how it goes, the story’s old there’s no more to be told

    You might just be god almighty busting down my door

    I was never meant for all this feeling

    Memories are lost in the revealing

    And in the light of that moonlit night

    I never thought I’d end up this way

    How easily it falls away from me and slips through my fingers

    Well you know how it goes, the story’s old there’s no more to be told

    You might just be god almighty busting down my door

    I was never meant for all this feeling

    Memories are lost in the revealing

    I can’t see it

    You don’t believe it

    Everything I knew before

    It doesn’t matter anymore

    Broken bruised and battered now

    You’re only seventeen

    Car crash queen you should’ve been

    A legend on the screen

    I was never meant for all this feeling

    Memories are lost in the revealing

    I was never meant for all this feeling

    Memories are lost in the revealing

  • Serpentine at seventeen

    Smooth moves landed you on the hard grooves

    she was the knife and I the slice

    pulled apart rolled the dice

    They pick you up put you back on solid ground

    Watch your head hit that cold hard concrete ground

    it was the knife, and I the slice

    Pulled apart rolled the dice

    Hold till they fold their cards just right

    Play it safe, say goodnight

    Seventeen at twenty-t

    Shuffling fool out on E.C. avenue

    Just one more thing before I call it all off

    Let me be the one to shoot first in the stand off

    Hold till they fold their cards just right

    In just three days let it fall down and make things right

    Play it safe say goodnight

    let it be to all the ones who caused you strife

    Let me be the one to take it on home on the third night

    You hold you fold they call your bluff

    You hold you fold they call your name

    Hold till they fold their cards just right

    In just three days let it fall down, repay all who caused you strife

    Play it safe say goodnight

    Let it be to all the ones who caused you strife

    Let me be the one to take it on home on the third night

    You grew older older older older older old

  • If I take another step I think I just might slip into the bramble

    Tripping on a memory, you were just a dream it seems

    Those little hands that bind you don’t mean a thing like I do

    You’re just as blind as I knew

    Tripping on a memory, you were just a dream it seems

    Beneath the sunny skies you lie

    The breath of morning’s just a sigh

    And so we take another step into the sunrise

    The dawn is calling out I’m

    Tripping on a memory, you were just a dream it seems

    And as I turn into the sky

    The thunderclouds just pass me by

    In a dream I believe

    Two hands guide me out into the echoing dawn

    In a dream

    Open your heart and let love in

    Surrender yourself to the one that you love

    The One

    And if I take another step I think I just might slip into the bramble neath the roaring sky I’m

    Tripping on a memory, you were just a dream it seems

    Furthest from my everything, you were just a memory

  • Silver morning, light adorning

    The giver and taker hold the line

    Still you heed the warning

    Make up your mind

    you’ve said it this time

    be what you want to be

    Never a thought in his head unless the heart go to bed

    Never forget what honest said

    Silver Morning

    Slowly to pull on the thread unravel it till you’re dead

    It comes in waves

    It comes in waves

    It’s bound to take your soul away

    And bring you back to better days

    When you were feeling the sundown

    Don’t go away

    When you were feeling the let down

    So far away

    When you were feeling the sundown

    Don’t go away

    Don’t go away

    Silver Morning

    Light Adorning

    It comes in waves

    It comes in waves

    It’s bound to take your soul away

    It comes in waves

    It comes in waves

    it comes

    it comes

    it comes

  • Too much money to spend on anybody

    I’m bleeding it out in the money-go-round

    Where does it all go, nobody ever knows

    But still the bills it spills blood on my paper

    Never in my life I said

    Would I get to be so red

    Until I got out alive

    I’ve been waiting for this moment all of my life

    Little girl with your bushy blonde hair

    Walking around like you’re so debonaire

    You’ll never see them take the piss out of you

    And now you’re broke so what’ll you do

    Never gonna get a decent bed

    Never gonna get to spend your bread

    Never gonna see you for what you were supposed to be

    In the light oh so bright I shook the hand of some man

    Apparently he decides if I should leave or I thrive

    Or I thrive

    Yeah

    Now back to you

    Never gonna be the one at nineteen

    Never gonna be the one the college grad

    Never gonna be the one at nineteen

    Never gonna be the one yeah

  • Sick sick so very sick so sick of being ill

    One hand’s too many hands but two just won’t do

    I’ll see you in the morning, what becomes of you now

    Leaving the left better off left alone

    Two wrongs don’t make a right write right again

    How right you are, you’ll never be a star

    You don’t know what I wouldn’t do for just two more phalangese man

    Faking hard hard to fake just keep on reciting the claims that you stake

    I’ll love you forever until you’re feeling better

    I don’t need your sympathy

    Too bad I can’t pretend it doesn’t bother me at all

    This sickness is killing me

    I don’t wanna die

    I want to get out

    And do better, better it’s true

    I did my time, you just wait and see

    I suggest you keep your distance

    It feels like a dream to me

    Don’t give up

    So let me begin, start it over again

    I did my time and now I’m alive

    and i’m better better it’s true

    I did my time and this is how it goes

    You’re feeling better now you’re worse

    You’re feeling better now you’re very worse

    Leave me alone I need some rest

    You’re feeling better now you’re worse

    You’re feeling better now you’re very worse

    Leave me alone I need some rest

    You’re feeling better now you’re worse

    You’re feeling better now you’re very worse

    Leave me alone I need some rest

    So let me begin start it over again

    I did my time

    And now

    I’m alive

  • Bury me piece by piece

    Underneath the juniper tree

    It’s where i belong singing my song

    Sitting still for everyone

    Shining on the seventh day like the Rays out of the setting sun

    Won’t you bring me someone to Make my heart flutter and sway

    Without love what do you live for Seasons change the reason why

    And with a Judas kiss you give me this

    Euphoria and bliss its true

    How rude it’s out of the blue

    Feels like yesterday

    Weeping willow reap what you sow

    A whisper in the wind of your name

    If i gave you everything I had

    And I traded everything i own

    It wouldn’t be enough and it wouldn’t satisfy you

    The summer breeze is here today

    The clouds have all been washed away

    And finally i see what I’ve been missing

    Without love what do you live for Seasons change the reason why

    And with a Judas kiss you give me this

    Euphoria and bliss it’s true

    How rude it’s out of the blue

    Feels like yesterday

    Weeping willow reap what you sow

    I’ll see you in the afterglow

    How rude its out of the blue

    Feels like yesterday

    Weeping willow reap what you sow

    A whisper in the wind of your name

    Weeping willow reap what you sow

    A whisper in the wind of your name

  • It seems we all decide to run and hide from this our living end

    but still we’re reaching out for more we know the tide is at the shore

    Early morning in the moonlight underneath the star shine

    Spell a secret to the shadows whisper in the dark light

    If we get along will we be so strong that we see it through?

    never have I ever felt like this

    a moment slips and your still turning every time we kiss

    Early morning in the moonlight underneath the star shine

    Spell a secret to the shadows whisper in the dark light

    If we get along will we be so strong that we say i do

    Could love be so wrong

    If we get along will we be so strong that we will carry on?

    If we get along will we be so strong that we see it through?

    Could love be so wrong

    If we get along will we be so strong that we will carry on?

    Yeah

  • Come on come in let the show begin

    The air is electric the room is on fire

    Under the spotlight the feeling expires

    The lights are low

    Enjoy the show

    You know the reason you’re depressed

    I don’t want to be the great pretender

    Why should I be anyone but me?

    It’s up to your heart to be open from the start

    Come on come in let the show begin

    The people are talking they’re looking for more

    There’s no denying you’ll settle the score

    The lights are low

    Enjoy the show

    I don’t want to be the great pretender

    Why should I be anyone but me?

    I said I don’t want to be

    I don’t want to see the great pretender

    Why should I be, why should I see anyone but me?

    I don’t want to be the great pretender

    Why should I be anyone but me

    Yeah I don’t want to be the great pretender

    Why should I be anyone but me

    Yeah I don’t want to be the great pretender

    Why should I be anyone but me

  • I’ve been thinking of another time before time began

    I’ve been dreaming of another life before life begin

    Seems like yesterday can’t be this way

    No matter how I try to hold on it fades

    Take on step outside the door

    Can’t look back not anymore

    One more step closing the door

    Can’t look back not anymore

    Let it all go

    Leave it behind

    It’s not you now

    You don’t need to hide

    Dreaming of times we loved

    Never knowing what we’re after

    In the end it’s all that matters

    Even though it seems like yesterday can’t be this way

    No matter how I try to hold on it fades

    Dreaming of times we loved

    Never knowing what we’re after

    In the end it’s all that matters

    Dreaming of times we loved

    In the shadow of hereafter

    On and on we turn the chapter

    I believe it happened for a reason

    I believe the changing of the season

    I’m just a long lost toy

    This is the Ballad of the Bad Luck Boy

    And I know I’m gonna change it

    yes I know I’m gonna change it

    I believe the ending is just the start of a brand new beginning

    When I was younger

    I used to believe in the palm of my hand

    Lost in the wonder of the lines and the plans

    Seems like yesterday can’t be this way

    No matter how I try to hold on it fades

    When I was younger

    When I was younger

    Take on step outside the door

    Can’t look back not anymore

    One more step, closing the door

    It comes in waves

    It comes in waves

    It’s bound to take your soul away

    It comes in waves

    It comes in waves

    It’s bound to take your soul away

    It comes in waves

    It comes in waves

    It’s bound to take your soul away

    And bring you back to better days